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Furiously buys DIS stock

My shorthand method for this is, “Anything that comes in a shiny wrapper will kill you.” Soda cans count.

This will please tens or hundreds of millions of people, and those five annoying internet people will still whine.

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“I’m infuriated by the narrative that Netflix is putting out there, that only [a few] people were injured… we were all injured just by going through that experience,” Jenny shares.

Marvel isn’t a kids product, and you can tell because they never sell toys.

Be prepared for conditions to change, as well, regardless of what the forecast says. Two of the worst storms I ever drove in kicked up in the middle of a 4-hour drive. The first was snow, and I was able to get ahead of it by diverting south and fighting through the front and then speeding my ass off the rest of the…

I know I’m not the norm, but I just want my food to be food. Not hyper-processed chemical whatever — food. I buy (and/or grow) vegetables, meat, eggs, flour, milk, and I cook those things. The most “impossible” thing about Impossible meat is they’ve produced a Burger King patty with even more additives than their…

*Mr. Peanut Butter’s House theme plays in the background*

Everybody upset by this, runs red lights and speeds in school zones. You can’t change my mind.

Just wait until the demand for electricity goes up. We need a nuclear power grid.

Scientists warn that California will run out of things to ban by 2062

I’m on the list. I want an electric daily commuter with suicide doors for ease of loading a wheelchair. I also want it to have a bed, for the hauling of lightweight (but bulky) adaptive sports equipment, and cabin space for dogs to ride up front with me. The Cybertruck is the only thing checking all the boxes I need,…

Am I reading this right — legal(ish) seating in the bed? Because that’s awesome. 

My brothers and I were each six feet tall and rail thin (dear god what happened to me?), so I imagine it could be worse if your offspring are wider than we were, but two kids sharing a three-person bench was already pretty tight. Add in backpacks and coats and a gym bag? Forget about it. 

This is your monthly reminder that aircraft safety guidelines are written in blood.

I had a buddy who wound up on this list somehow. He was an active pilot in the Air Force, and also, on the no fly list. Apparently his (fairly generic white guy) name was also used as an alias by a 6'9", 350 pound Haitian, with whom the FAA/whoever had an ongoing disagreement. As a result, every time he flew as an…

User claims, without evidence, that....

Hot sauce seems daunting to make on your own, but it’s actually pretty straightforward. If you don’t win the contest, simply add Baja Blast as the “sweet” element in this ratio, and have your own: