Here’s a grill secret: Butter your shit.

Alec was later quoted as saying “If anybody has a problem with it, I’ll shoot them. I could shoot them to death on camera, right in front of a dozen witnesses, and never go to court. I’ll get away with it. By god, I’ll shoot all of you.”

Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with a TigerNightmare.

I’ve found my rub sticks better since I started using rubber gloves, rather than just washing my hands and going in raw. Easier cleanup afterwards too, and obviously safer, but most importantly the precious bark is better now. I’ll never go back. Like $5 for a box of 200 on Amazon, you too can have better barbecue and…

If I park at the very back of a lot and take up two spaces, in an area where very obviously nobody will be inconvenienced, please do not park right next to my car. I’m parking back there because all the handicap spaces were taken and I need room to load my wheelchair when I get back to the car.

DON’T PARK IN HANDICAP SPACES IF YOU AREN’T. Not to ‘just run in’, not to drop off, not to pick up. Just don’t do it.

AV Club: There is no such thing as cancel culture.

http://wikipave.org/index.php?title=SR_385_Green_Roadways:_Environmentally_and_Economically_Sustainable_Concrete_Pavement

And you know who you are.

The Dodge commercial featuring George Washington driving a Challenger against the British Army is by far the greatest piece of cinema this world has ever produced.

I bet we could get clearance in Texas to arm the autonomous trucks with autonomous machine guns.

Children, in my opinion, are flexible and curious and it’s no clearer than at the table.

This is my lunch today and it’s fantastic. Please Popeye’s. Do it forever.

“Like the webs cast by the Marvel comic book character Spider-Man, the stringy material can be spun from a heating device that resembles a hair dryer and “shrink-wrapped” over foods of various shapes and sizes, such as an avocado or a sirloin steak.”

For the first time in a long time, gas prices across the country are consistently going down. The national average price for a gallon of regular gas is back under $5. It’s $4.97 to be exact, according to AAA.

Solo driver, usually have my windows down as a basic state of affairs, which also pre-emptively gives me better communication ability with other drivers. IMO a big contributor to road rage is like.... we’re all rolling around in giant armored automatons and we expect two blinkers and a loud horn to handle ALL…

(Filipino style) Chicken Adobo is (1) delicious, (2) an actual meal, and (3) two ingredients only, chicken and soy sauce (though you’d probably do well to heat up some rice on the side).

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I dunno how to phrase this, but like.... have a plan. If you’re about to turn off the road we’re on right now, there’s no scenario where you need to pass me first and then lay on your brakes. I’m just going straight on. You made your own life harder just to make my life harder and you didn’t even save time. There’s a…

I pick apples because there are cultivars that will thrive on neglect for basically every biome in the US (even my high-plains 110-degree summer, -10 winter, drought-stricken wasteland). The ones I planted are semidwarf, so they (in theory) stay manageable in size while producing fruit and shade — but they’re young,…