Plant an apple tree literally ASAP. Or two, or three, or however many you can swing. Young trees are cheap, mature trees increase your property’s value, and the only difference is how much time has passed between planting and selling. So.... go plant. In fact do as much landscaping as you can as early as you can. You…

I fly with a wheelchair. The process works like this:

I’m partial to the Rumble Bee

We all do it, but getting CAUGHT punching children can actually have consequences.

The entire Giz family had their thoughts and prayers on speed dial, during the run-up to release. It was as gross as I’m making it sound.

XCOM 2

XCOM 2

It’s too expensive to have automatic buy-in for five seasons. I think. Or it’s too big to fail? I don’t understand show biz.

You can do absolutely anything you want to do, and watch absolutely anything you want to watch, regardless of what the internet thinks about it.

Other topics covered include: whether coffee can really sober people up (it can’t), whether you can legally deny a pregnant woman alcohol (you can’t), and how to spot someone who might be an alcoholic (the signs can be subtle).

For some reason I can’t quite put a finger on, this story about hate mail is being treated just a little different than the other recent story about hate mail.

Also Ewan McGreggor has a brother. He flies (flew?) jets in the RAF, and his callsign is (was?) Obi-Two.

GitS:SAC is one of my favorite works of fiction, in any medium, based largely on how I remember feeling about it many moons ago when it was new to me. If the new reboots/recuts/remasters/etc are any indication, I should not do a rewatch. 

Well Bloodshot made $37.1 million, with a budget of $45 million, despite the actitious stylings of Vin Diesel. 

I’m sure “Leave your food out on the counter for an hour or two” is good energy-efficiency advice, but is that, like.... gonna give people botulism or something? 

We could, I dunno, try helping each other maybe? If someone’s struggling that much with a bag, give ‘em a hand. Running to the internet to whine about it seems like a choice.

Next you’ll tell me you’re not even really a spider.

You’ve heard the rumor that EVs don’t work in the cold, right? Well, Nissan is out to prove that this is all a load of rubbish...

There is also the Federal Gas Guzzer Tax, that these vehicles should be paying. The gas guzzler tax only applies to ‘cars’ and so vehicles like the Bronco Raptor, Wrangler 392, and every other pickup/suv don’t pay this.

DeLorean Motors Reimagined (who made this concept) clearly has some sort of deal with DeLorean Motor Company, but no one seems to know what it is.

This is where your $40 billion is going. Fuck.