Whitfield was told by school administrators to take down photos on Facebook of him and his wife embracing on a beach in 2019. Although he hid them in his privacy settings, those same photos were circulated by parents during the controversy.

The burger was advertised as the best in the area, but in the customer’s experience it ranked third at best, and that was being generous, because another food truck has hickory bacon. 

What if it was, like, Chronicle

There’s probably a name for this phenomenon.

Some on social media criticized her for taking the part, which could have gone to a plus-sized actor, and for wearing the bodysuit.

Smells great and it looks like a rockstar. I live in a (very) high wind area, so I’m, ah, letting nature take care of the debris. 

*scoffs*

This just in: autonomous vehicle fleet suspended because human being given exactly one task couldn’t perform that one task.

3rd: no matter how we sliced the data, we could only find one demographic of human beings who actually prefer living in stacked shoeboxes, and even there, the majority was slim. 

Aljamain Sterling — Maybe I’m crazy, but I just feel “MY” dignity is worth more than the payday for a rematch like this. Maybe it’s bc I’m not in that situation but it’s like will things really be different? Woodley has all tools in the world, and has been on top with those skills. Different times.

I cared so much less about Han Solo than literally every other person in (ostensibly) his own movie. Shit even Red Lines in Face Guy was more interesting.

God help us if the tournament doesn’t actually take place by the end of season 4. 

Her biggest rallying cry seems to be on the notion of bullying and how the media, pundits and right wing politicians treated her.

that makes me feel snarky and somewhat smugly superior

bought it, drank it. Iced version. I had to google it to make sure I’m not drinking all my macchiatos wrong by just sipping without stirring anything.... It’s coffee on top, which is, y’know, coffee, then a milk layer which is, y’know, milk. Then about halfway down it transforms into a cup of magic. 

Ms. Taken was such a good bit

Thank you for diving on this grenade, so that I’m not the one who has to do it. I’d be worse at it. ACKCHUALLY, AZTEK GOOD.

At least I’m not actively repulsed by the idea of Raised by Wolves. That’s..... that’s something.... is that something? 

Avatar, almost?

I definitely don’t have to ask,  but like, for a different reason.