Still closer than Trump U, though.

Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams, but Beast Mode can.

I am so hot right now.....

It’s like looking into a mirror!

But it was all the other women who took it on the chin.

Being a fan of the Redskins is like being a Donald Trump voter. It signals you are either a racist, an idiot, or both.

Is that a Rob Johnson jersey?

Well done Mr. Ryan:

Toronto: To be a world class city we need the NFL! Send us a team!

LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!

At least the Rams players learning basic science will be the silver lining of another 7-9 season.

“You can take the Rams out of Missouri, but you can’t take Missouri out of the Rams.”

Breitbart got so frustrated by all the liberal lying liar polls lying that Clinton is beating Trump that they contracted a polling company to poll a right thinking non-lying poll.

I can get a decent cheesesteak at any mall food court in the country. They're not that complicated.

That’s a birthmark.

“Typical. A little late tackling the O-ring problem.”

“Why would there be confusion if he spoke English? Joining us in in studio to discuss is Emmitt Smith.”

You’re not wrong about Ray Lewis. He’s definitely a cut above the rest.