How... How is it that every Fantastic Four related decision gets progressively worse?

It is ridiculous how they just flat out refuse to follow Marvel’s method—-or even their own goddamn TV wing—-and would rather flail around, throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks.

Charlotte meaning the ESPN branch down there that coordinates production and assignments for that region’s college football. Not Charlottesville. And the “personal agenda” I have to assume is former Deadspinner Clay Travis, who has positioned himself as the White Knight of marginalized right-wing sports fans and…

As much as I want Trump to resign, I’ve been watching A Handmaid’s Tale, and I’m pretty sure it’s just a terrifying preview of the Mike Pence presidency.

I don’t care about the Chaste, so that was fine.

Really? I loved the banter between Luke and Danny.

Also regarding the Hand: Not enough ninjas. I get wanting to diversify their ranks and show each Finger having its own organization, but come on. Ninjas!

I did wonder about that. Like, even if she doesn’t like it, it’s weird that they had Matt Murdock doing parkour and her in an elevator to go up one floor when they’re in a hurry.

I didn’t. I stayed inside at my fucking job and watched it on TV.

Ugh, I had the unfortunate task of listening to a friend of a distant friend that was a big time Trump supporter. He thinks the rest of congress is holding him back and “Trump needs to keep draining the swamp”. McTurtle and Ryan need to go because they are holding Trump back. He also told me that it was the girl in…

I faketweeted this two weeks ago. Holy hell.

This.

He did it because people told him not to. The man is not a mystery. He’s just an asshole.

You know he’s going to brag about it too.

Missed opportunity.

Umpires: We will keep these wristbands on until we are shown the respect we deserve

*womp womp*

He’s also an X-Men villain from the mid 90's, showing up as recently as the last Magneto book: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugar_Man

You guys do know that sugar is drug slang right?