My first wedding was an over-large to-do. No open bar.

Just finished up this week’s episode of the D(e)adcast, and I have a dark-horse candidate for British Jeopardy host:

That first paragraph perfectly describes Ravens fans. 

Very, very true. 

Ravens, Eagles, Seahawks, Cowboys, Bears...do I need to continue?

In baseball? Maybe. Cardinals fans might give you a run for your money.

That is a very, very valid point.

With great power comes great responsibility. You should remember that before slinging out tweets like this.

I’m a Washington fan—and maybe this is just where I am in my fandom right now—but I think I would actually enjoy seeing Shanahan (or McVay) crush this team.

Nailed it.

I’ll go one further—I think those outlets are *intentionally* misinterpreting what Soto said, because it casts him in a negative light. It makes it look he’s being a petulant child who can dish it out but cannot take it, which suits the narrative they’d like to amplify, particularly in the context of “the Cards play…

Thought Twitter might indicate otherwise, I doubt you will find a single Nationals fan that will tell you they expected anything like this from Sanchez last night. It was magical. Yes, he had decent stuff against the Dodgers in the previous serious, but obviously had problems finishing guys off after having them…

Scherzer is a goddamn machine. Yes, he was off early, but once he found it, he was like a fucking Terminator out there.

This is the good shit. Thank you, Roth.

Oktoberfest-style beers, and marzens in particular, and the best type of beer. Scotch ales come in second.

Hoegaarden was my gateway into trying craft beer. Loved it. 

Looks like he’s deleted the tweets about Kraft, Sharpe, and Roethlisberger. 

This. I know no one on the field—or associated with a team—could get away with this, but the Joe Bucks of the world absolutely could.

How does this guy have a job? That’s not a setup for a joke, either—I legitimately want to know if anyone can explain the answer to that question.* I have to believe that MLB officials have an offseason review process like the NFL, and you’re telling me this guy’s performance reviews are good enough—despite very-well…

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