#KettchLives 

YUB FUCKING YUB, COMMANDER

 As an X-wing novels fanboy, I am extremely here for this. 

Jezspin forever

Love you back, Mr. Nutty. 

RIP Deadspin, FUCK Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment.

I was radicalized by punk rock and Deadspin.

I’m 100 percent in support of the entire Giz family resigning and creating their own independent publication free from Great Hill’s bullshit, and would do everything I could to help out. And a paywall would totally be worth it if it keeps everyone safe from vulture capitalists.

We may not all be as eloquent as Will at the end there, but I think it’s safe to say we all feel the same way.

Hey that piece of shit nestled between that pig’s enormous testicles looks just like Jim Spanfeller! Uncanny!

Wearing a John Rocker jersey is the same as wearing a MAGA hat.

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

Drew, is it true that neither Jim Spanfeller nor Paul Maidment ever had friends, a girlfriend, made any sports team, or has seen The Godfather? Is it also true that Jim smells like sweaty hobo taint and Paul smells like a urinal puck?

Please do not disparage my good blog. All regular blogs are Just Look Nice; blogs in the feature format are Very Fancy.

what garden? I got married at Easy Tiger (beer garden lol) 

Hey Kelsey, I need your help.  What are proper dress code rules when it comes to running a blog, specifically one about not-sports?  Asking for a friend.

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

The “Veterans for Impeachment” signs behind home plate at the top of the fifth was also a nice touch.

Yeah, except 911....

Congratulations, Mr. SomethingBrewing, on COTD! I would like to gift you with an Audi which the lovely Lucy will deliver after attending the H2Oi.