Here’s a hot take:

This seem like the kind of razzing mockery many players (even players on rival teams) do to each other in person. I feel like Curry would have done this even if LeBron was at the same wedding. And then he would have prepared to receive incoming mockery from LeBron.

That’s not an image from an Ice Cube video - it’s from Eazy-E’s album “Dr. Dre 187 um Killa” or some such.

I don’t want to brag, but I am an absolute savage in the immediate vicinity of an 8 foot rim. I’ll never get into heaven after the things I’ve done.

Exactly this and no more. This is the best and only conclusion. This article is click-bait (though I have enjoyed the debate).

“the (awful) expanded movie” You didn’t just say Maximum Overdrive was awful, did you? I must be reading that wrong!

“If you tell someone to ‘stay in their lane’ in the morning, you ran into an someone who should probably stay in their lane. If you tell someone to ‘stay in their lane’ all day, you’re an asshole.”

You guys, he’s a coach. It’s his job to teach his players valuable life lessons, like: If you’re rich enough, you can be a huge misogynist asshole with no respect for anyone else, because you’ll almost always get what you want anyway. You might even become President of the United States!

I’m watching Batman: TAS for the first time since I was a kid (yay Amazon Prime!) and one of the interesting things is that ordinary people think Batman has super-human powers of some kind, probably because 1) most of the villains he takes down have special abilities of some kind and 2) humans are really bad at…

I just get constantly annoyed that people  love to constantly point out how Hawkeye and and Black Widow somehow don’t fit in on the Avengers, but Batman needs no disclaimer to be on the Justice League.

This is my absolute favorite time of year, reading all about every garbage team, even my own!

Once the car’s been deemed a total loss, and a check has been cut, most insurance companies stop paying for the rental too.

Maple syrup and butter.

Totally. And for the record, the City is correct. A responsible third party is legally (typically) only required to pay for the ACV of the damaged goods. At least, this is true when it comes to subrogation (recovery) for insurers.

But how? What force exists that is perpendicular to the plane of the flat earth that would pull Kyrie down and off it? Wouldn’t he fall off and stick to the side, as that is where the center of the disc’s mass is? Or would he gain enough inertia from the initial fall to orbit around to the back side? And what the…

Pity new Cavs GM scapegoat Koby Altman, who was hired a week ago and now has to pull off a trade that will more or less decide the Cavs’ future once LeBron James figures out which trade offer he likes best.

I think Sudekis would be perfect as The Mooch