“If you tell someone to ‘stay in their lane’ in the morning, you ran into an someone who should probably stay in their lane. If you tell someone to ‘stay in their lane’ all day, you’re an asshole.”

You guys, he’s a coach. It’s his job to teach his players valuable life lessons, like: If you’re rich enough, you can be a huge misogynist asshole with no respect for anyone else, because you’ll almost always get what you want anyway. You might even become President of the United States!

This is my absolute favorite time of year, reading all about every garbage team, even my own!

Once the car’s been deemed a total loss, and a check has been cut, most insurance companies stop paying for the rental too.

Maple syrup and butter.

Totally. And for the record, the City is correct. A responsible third party is legally (typically) only required to pay for the ACV of the damaged goods. At least, this is true when it comes to subrogation (recovery) for insurers.

But how? What force exists that is perpendicular to the plane of the flat earth that would pull Kyrie down and off it? Wouldn’t he fall off and stick to the side, as that is where the center of the disc’s mass is? Or would he gain enough inertia from the initial fall to orbit around to the back side? And what the…

Pity new Cavs GM scapegoat Koby Altman, who was hired a week ago and now has to pull off a trade that will more or less decide the Cavs’ future once LeBron James figures out which trade offer he likes best.

Maybe he went to check out the edge of the flat earth and fell off?

I think Sudekis would be perfect as The Mooch

The people who criticize him for this decision are also the same people that can’t add if the sum is greater than 10, due to a lack of additional fingers.

the main difference between private sector and public sector unions:

As a union member, it’s very frustrating to see him talk about how cozy he is/was with Obama and Hillary.

I appreciate that you asked about the public pension liability bomb, but it’s disappointing that you did not press him on the issue. His response is essentially, “well, we negotiated outrageously generous pensions based on magic investment numbers that no human being could think realistic, but it’s the politicians’…

I became suspicious when no women appeared to be harmed.

The Cowboys should just leave this whole Whitehead thing alone. Given enough time, they will either go away or pop off. Either way the Cowboys would be in the clear, ready to face the press.

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

The dark chocolate ones? I have one like five nights a week for dessert...they’re glorious.

Unless your burgers are 1 lb each, that’s a hockey puck at 20 minutes.