No, Buffalo. This is my festivus. I somehow managed to get quoted twice in the “hear it from fans” section last season. I’ll be airing my grievances yet again this year.

He’s gonna regret this one day as he’s sailing off into the horizon, where the earth ends.

Seriously, when is this starting? I’m so pathetic and horny for WYTS, I went back and checked when previous versions started. It was always around now, the final week in July.

DON’T YOU DARE TAKE AWAY MY WYTS, DREW.

/watches world burn

LeBron James Denies Report That He Is “Tempted To Beat Kyrie’s Ass”

GET ON WITH THE 2017 EDITION OF WHY YOUR TEAM SUCKS YOU BUTT MONKEY

No, he only watches penny farthing races while enjoying an ice cold artisanal sarsaparilla.

I feel it has to be found somewhere in the AP Stylebook that when quoting Stephen A Smith, that you must use ALL CAPS.

I think Kyrie has legitimate reasons to be pissed off at Lebron. Lebron thinks that the world revolves around him, which obviously isn’t true since the world is flat.

Hamno has now called dibs on that name.

“Everything that has transpired has done so according to MY design...”

Once again, a transcendent talent leaves, and a member of the Love family is left to lead the group into mediocrity.

Everyone on Earth finds this comic, sans Cleveland.

IT CANT BE THAT SIMPLE

Not only that, but his attitude. If you disagree with Chris (and don’t get vulgar), he’ll come down and chat in the comments, and have a great back-and-forth with you. Guys like Redford, Burneko, Ley, Marchman - if you disagree with them, no matter your tone, it’s an automatic “fuck off idiot!” The Deadspin team could…

But not if it keeps you from knocking out the occasional Foodspin post.

Seconded — Chris’ hoops stuff is really top notch. Studied & smart w/o dipping into condescension. For my money, Chris on hoops & Giri on tennis are at the top of the stick-to-sports writing around here.

I’ll have you know Bears in Backyard Pools is some of the finest investigative journalism out there.

Dawwwwwww. Thanks.