Dude would have beaten Rodman and Malone in their primes.

(gen-X scoff) More like F-Rod

Damn straight! Roman wishes he had the charisma of Hollywood Dave circa 2009-2010

At this point, you just kind of have to treat WWE like good WCW. Talented guys on the undercard doing their best and entertaining despite shoddy booking, and main events that will annoy and disappoin you.

You figure that Dwayne has a Russian hooker piss tape somewhere of Vince, even Spike Dudley would’ve been more over than Reigns by now with that push.  

This schtick could be milked for so much. He could challenge the women’s champion to a match because he doesn’t see gender. He could steal the belt and give it to some other heel loser to “redistribute” the wealth. Every time he loses a match, he could appeal it to some fake wrestling governing body and get the match…

I READ IN A BOOK ONE TIME...

I THINK PEOPLE SHOULD IDENTIFY AS ANY GENDER THEY WANT!

+1 snowflake

His finishing move is “The Safe Space” in which he runs his opponent over from inside his Prius.

I’ve come to see him as Eric Davis light. He moves like him, his hands come through the hitting zone like him, and his defense is comparable. I’ll always love him for a game in Arizona a few years ago when he had to go in the game in the 7th inning after Harper got ejected for arguing balls and strikes. The Nats…

I really like Brian Goodwin. He’s got such a pretty swing. I know there’s no chance of him sticking as Jayson Werth’s long-term replacement, with Victor Robles kicking around in the minors, but I’m really glad to have him on the Nats.

In a similar vein, Nats OF Brian Goodwin is making the most of paying time he’s gotten in 33 games & 97 plate appearances this year ... playing pretty more regularly since Werth has been hurt recently - 6 HR. 16 RBI & .264 BA / .337 OBP / .575 SLG —- still a bit of a small sample size, but perhaps he’s not the career…

I’m genuinely sorry if his response offended you.

considering what they paid to sign Mahinmi, the cap is gonna have to expand a whole lot more before they can afford anyone who could actually make them a contender

It’s a delicate dance, blocking people before they’ve been charged. If you get it wrong, some may get turned around and end up trapped going over and back.

Obviously they won’t go. No one in the NBA supports a travel ban.