It’s tough to get anyone in Washington to admit to obstruction these days.

Just imagine the Deadspin headline:

I knew exactly where this was headed, yet I enjoyed the process of watching it head there. This proves Barry’s take earlier entirely wrong.

This was such an obvious joke that I skipped to the end to enjoy it. I did enjoy it.

Beer is gross. Bourbon, on the other hand, is delicious. Why can’t we all celebrate with a grown-up beverage?

Hold my beer - Brewers bullpen

Treinen, Glover, and Kelley need to be handcuffed to a radiator and have every finger on their pitching hands broken with a ball peen hammer, and never allowed to put on a Nats uniform again. Trevor Gott and Neil Cotts are doing ok at AAA, and there are a couple of guys at AA who deserve a chance as well. I was born…

Yes.

It’s gotten to the point where if they have anything below a 4 run lead heading into the eighth inning, I’m surprised if they don’t blow it.

They also couldn’t beat the 93-94 Blackhawks*

Moblike behavior would be retaliating against someone who posted a picture to mock you online. Fucking grow a pair, Anthony. You lost, mate. Suck it up. Seeking disciplinary action over a harmless joke? Really? It’s not slanderous in any way. If anything, the soon-to-be-former mayor’s actions are completely deserving…

Ah, Showalter. I never tire of seeing him whine. Rarely have I seen a manager who has thought so much of himself and been around this long, yet won absolutely nothing.

the alternative is worse

Also, because they were coming off the long west coast road trip, the Nats lineup was basically all 2nd string plus Harper (who just had a few days rest because he sucks at throwing helmets).

This is probably the best use of that joke, ever.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Nope, at this point the only game they must win is Game 7.

Hot take: If you hit your kids with a belt it’s fucking child abuse. I don’t care what your granny or daddy did when you were a kid.

I won’t hire a thinkfluencer if they aren’t artisanal.

Lennay Kekua is the national chess champion 15 years running!