I honestly can’t believe there hasn’t been a stronger movement to take “conservatism” back from these kinds of half-wits. For the last 20-30 years, conservatism has been allowed to slide from a somewhat cynical and decidedly pro-business—but not completely fucking evil—place into this arrogant, proudly-ignorant,…

But...my beautiful beautiful hair!

I’m fro’ing out to avoid the oncoming receding of my hairline, but yes this is true!

Far be it for me to criticize Richard Sherman, but if he’s still going to be grumpy with Wilson about SB 49 he might want to consider that they had a 10 point lead in the 4th quarter of that game and his number 1, bad-ass, we-never-take-blame-for-anything defense couldn’t hold it. 

Russell Wilson’s D also really resents Russell Wilson, said myself and a dozen other people about to make the same joke.

Then change the photo. I’d have sex with Kate Beckinsale under almost any circumstance I can think of, and many that I have not.

Counterargument.

leftist? Do we have confirmation that he did not use his rightist to choke slam the reporter?

I thought evil Foreigner meant they wouldn’t play “I wanna know what love is.”

+2 Candice Michelle’s bag

Eerily similar to his “shittin’ in a Diva’s bag” look

I think if they keep treating him as a “special attraction” as opposed to trotting him out there for 15 minute promos with Dolph, he’ll be fine.

From: Julio Chavez
To: Albert Burneko

That’s what I was thinking. The sign didn’t look all that different from a fastball sign. Maybe they were trying to be subtle.

Someone at the table shittier than him? That actually sounds like God is watching out for him

Need a similar article lampooning ESPN for reporting that LaVar Ball’s “price” is now $3 billion.

I was on board with all of this until I looked at the contract more carefully...

Future historians will pinpoint this article as coinciding with the moment that the click population fell into irreversible decline.

CJ then.