If by radio show you mean commercial for subway, soda stream, and 1800 Flowers, then I know what you’re talking about.

White girl a little woke.

Ya makes me want to throw whatever device I’m using out of the window. It looks and sounds stupid.

Cool Ranch Doritos are worse than Hitler’s taint. Fuck those things.

As for the team names, I was shocked to see “Stallions” in there. At one point, St. Louis was in the running for an NFL expansion team. (When Carolina and Jacksonville came in)

Carolina was a stone lock, but all the folks around here in Not Chicago…

Can you imagine the Line Cooks mascot? It would be amazing. Picture a swedish chef type character running around with kitchen utensils, making a mess, putting condiments on peoples food, handing people in opposing jersey’s commically large cans labeled “Whoop ASS” that explode with confetti. I would root for this…

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

I’ll bet the Celtics diehards are wearing that #1 seed like a knight’s coat of armor when it’s actually just layers of flash paper and they’re about to face a fire-breathing dragon

Was Gortat nowhere to be find in this game, much like he was nowhere to be found in this article? Didn’t he help to shut down Howard last series?

I can see the Nats blown save in Game 5 of the 2017 NLDS from here. Why do I even bother?

Michael Jordan*

That’s a big one, BC. Kinda weird that in his hometown Nils is best known for songs that he recorded anonymously. Does anything come close to “Bullets Fever” and the Jhoon Rhee theme? I had all his early solo LPs, and wore out the live bootleg record, but, other than those two tunes I never heard him on mainstream…

I was really hoping it was going to be a play on this Nils Lofgren classic.

Fact-checking an ESPN yeller is like fact-checking a Presidential candidate, or firing a photon torpedo at an energy cloud (that consumes the torpedo, making it stronger).

 How priceless would that have been? Morris levels Smith with an open hand and keeps walking. Smith pulls himself back up silently, too proud to complain and too giddy with all the attention he’s about to get. It could have been magical.

By slapping Stephen A. Smith.

Now they can all start complaining behind each others’ backs about how much their co-workers make. I’m sure that won’t cause any workplace tensions at all. Nope.

The staff writer with 3 years experience makes more than the senior writer with 26 years experience?

Yup. I have a rule. I will refer to you as Dr. Someguy if I am interacting with you because of your degree. If you are my MD, I’ll call you Dr. MDguy, my professor Dr. Professorguy, but if you are my neighbor you are just Stew.