To me, the most interesting part of this NBA offseason is going to be wondering whether the Lakers can put together a roster that is somehow *worse* than the 2018-2019 roster, while still having two of the best players in the league at the top of the bill.

I fucking snorted laughing when I read this.  May all the stars be yours.

I’ve not had either of those, either--adding to the list!

Somewhat related: Jeep has the best “red” in the industry. I don’t know what it is, but every “red” Wrangler (not the Red Rock/burgundy color, but the actual Flame Red and it’s variations) looks just amazing. The color really pops in those pictures, and it’s the same when you see it in real life.

While I’m glad AD got what he wanted (out of NO), I will also be very happy if NO fucks the Lakers by making the trade effective July 6th.

Has Lebron ever done that in the past? That’s not snark, either-- I genuinely have no idea.

Chris Sabo.

Let’s remember some guys.

Hearing Roth say “it was a wish my heart made” felt like we were about segue into some strange crossover with a Hallmark movie, which...appropriate.

I have not had that. The search is on!

Every Bell’s beer I’ve had has been top notch.

I’ve only had a few of Bell’s beers, but I’ve never had a bad one. And Bell’s Christmas Ale is one of THE best beers I’ve ever had, hands down. I will die on that hill.

If you’re an umpire in any level of baseball, you’re a cop.

Nailed it.

I don’t know, man...you can be anti-Trump and still be a shitbag. There’s no mutual exclusivity there.

Imagine putting that out and thinking “fuck yeah, people are gonna love this!”

I had to Google that. Jesus Christ. 

Holy shit, this comments section reads like a Fury-penned Barstool article.

After looking at those pictures, I feel there is a high-percentage chance that Plant Guy and his buddy are Insane Clown Posse fans.

Do Kawhis dream of electric raptors?