I know you say it’s red, but that sure as hell looks orange to me. I even re-calibrated my monitor settings to be sure.

Pee is stored in the Mars

Around The Horn seems to be the lone holdout on ESPN channels where guests/hosts can get away with being critical of something connected to the network. Reali et al., often says things that are at odds with the decidedly-conservative slant the network seems to be leaning towards. I get that Gutierrez is talking…

That was me! But really, a tweet that nice deserves multiple postings.

That tweet needs a Jim Ross play-by-play

If ever a tweet was set to auto-kill, it was that one.

The CBS tweet about Lin winning a title(and throwing shade at Carmelo) was absolute gold.

B-b-b-but, you just don’t understand! You don’t know how hard their jobs are! You cannot possibly understand what these brave men go through, every day! They never know whether they’ll be coming home again, so they HAVE to beat their wives, every chance they get, to let off steam! Otherwise, they’ll have to shoot…

Do we know, for a fact, that Drake *didn’t* plant those bombs on those tankers? No, no we do not.

Breaking News: U.S. set to invade Canada over Canada’s national policy of wholesale slaughter of law enforcement officials

Can’t you just root *against* a team without necessarily being a fan of the other team? For example: I was definitely rooting *against* the Bruins. Doesn’t mean I’m a Blues fan.

The worst thing about Toronto winning the title is that YOU KNOW Drake’s head is the size of of a water tower right now.

Counterpoint: Drake roots for the Raptors, and therefore, it is imperative that we root against them.

I can’t tell if you’re yanking my chain or being serious...either way, holy shit.

Where’s the lie?

I’m definitely not a Blues fan, but it was definitely “better them than Boston.”

Serious question: why in the hell would someone want to assassinate David Ortiz? Has he been rumored to have been involved in shady shit? Or, on the other end of the spectrum, is he some uber do-gooder back in the Dominican Republic that shady types would like to do away with?

I first read your comment as “rapid bursts of flame followed by long periods of no movement” and honestly, that’s also a gif I’d like to see.

And while native advertising and natural integration aren’t the same thing, they’re related enough that they could only get married in Alabama.