Nailed it.

I don’t know, man...you can be anti-Trump and still be a shitbag. There’s no mutual exclusivity there.

Imagine putting that out and thinking “fuck yeah, people are gonna love this!”

I had to Google that. Jesus Christ. 

Holy shit, this comments section reads like a Fury-penned Barstool article.

After looking at those pictures, I feel there is a high-percentage chance that Plant Guy and his buddy are Insane Clown Posse fans.

Do Kawhis dream of electric raptors?

I know you say it’s red, but that sure as hell looks orange to me. I even re-calibrated my monitor settings to be sure.

Pee is stored in the Mars

Around The Horn seems to be the lone holdout on ESPN channels where guests/hosts can get away with being critical of something connected to the network. Reali et al., often says things that are at odds with the decidedly-conservative slant the network seems to be leaning towards. I get that Gutierrez is talking…

That was me! But really, a tweet that nice deserves multiple postings.

That tweet needs a Jim Ross play-by-play

If ever a tweet was set to auto-kill, it was that one.

The CBS tweet about Lin winning a title(and throwing shade at Carmelo) was absolute gold.

B-b-b-but, you just don’t understand! You don’t know how hard their jobs are! You cannot possibly understand what these brave men go through, every day! They never know whether they’ll be coming home again, so they HAVE to beat their wives, every chance they get, to let off steam! Otherwise, they’ll have to shoot…

Do we know, for a fact, that Drake *didn’t* plant those bombs on those tankers? No, no we do not.

Breaking News: U.S. set to invade Canada over Canada’s national policy of wholesale slaughter of law enforcement officials

Can’t you just root *against* a team without necessarily being a fan of the other team? For example: I was definitely rooting *against* the Bruins. Doesn’t mean I’m a Blues fan.

The worst thing about Toronto winning the title is that YOU KNOW Drake’s head is the size of of a water tower right now.