Legit tears coming out of my eyes right now

Take: the Raptors winning Game 1 actually makes it LESS likely Durant comes back this series. If Golden State loses this series while he’s sidelined, it will be a massive ego stroke for him. 

It looks like as Passat and a Maxima had a baby.

1. I would not necessarily agree (re: defend and advocate)—there’s a thin line there, but it’s there—but I do see your larger point. Defending, to me, is saying “yeah, I did this, but here’s why!” Advocating is more of “you should definitely go do this!” I don’t think Nowell was advocating for people to sleep with…

That’s entirely possible. And maybe this is just me being a “old man yells at cloud” scenario. But the lyrics themselves are pretty cringe worthy in 2019.

Nowhere in my post did I say he was advocatingnowhere in my post did I say he was advocating for it.   But the character in the song – – whether it’s Bradley or someone else – – is clearly defending it, and that’s pretty cringey. 

There was a time I would reflexively called this a hawt taek, but...you’re not wrong? He courts drama. He made it a point to shoot hoops at the opposite end of the floor during the announcement of the new coach, and then refused to give even a single comment in support of the hire when the media asked about it; he…

There is a natural order to things, that isn’t to be trifled with. Decades of horror movies have taught us this. 

10/10, would wear, but I was really disappointed they never let Seth McFarlane use the lightsaber.

I was trained to carve out the bottom for easy placement over a candle.

Whenever “Wrong Way” comes on the radio, I cringe. Yes, it is *immensely* terrible that the 14-year-old girl got turned out by her dad and brothers, and became a prostitute...what’s arguably worse is Nowell singing about sleeping with her anyway because “he’s only a man,” as though that excuses it.

Yeah, but it’s mostly the same three or so songs. “Wrong Way” (which, yikes), “Santeria,” and “What I Got.” You don’t hear a lot of stations in the format (which there aren’t many of, anymore) playing deep cuts.

Wrong franchise, man...wrong franchise.

I think if you’re looking at his overall body of work, one could make an argument that he’s *still* the top player in the NBA (though, I think that argument is thinner this year than it has been in many years). Still, though...he’s old enough now that I don’t necessarily think you can build “around” Lebron. He’s still…

Stories like this lend a shit-ton of credence to the various rumblings, that periodically come out, indicating star players do not want to go to LA specifically because of Lebron.

a reverse Kirby with human feet where you put Kirby feet on your toso instead of legs

So, how do you like living in Maryland?

People are saying this.  You really do hear it, more and more.

It’s good thing we have good people like Mike Francesa out here speaking truth to power. Otherwise, we’d all be fooled by things like meteorology and science, which are obviously tools of the Northern Coastal Academic Scientific Elite and meant to sow confusion among otherwise intelligent, hardworking Americans. 

Pfffft.  Sun Chips? Surely those are too “high class” for him. This man eats nothing but plain potato chips...but he wears latex gloves to do so.  Grease, man.  He doesn’t like the grease.