You’d have to assume they’re watching the news at that exact moment.  I’m guessing Clint and family aren’t exactly the types to just mindlessly have the TV on, and particularly on and tuned to the news; Scott and his crew were actively doing something that had them away from the news and any TVs.

Donnie Wahlberg is in it??? WHAT THE FUCK MAN, SPOILERS!!!!!

The very short version is, they likely cannot. I have a State Farm SafeDrive puck in my car, and it registers my trips—and phone usage—even if my wife is driving the car with me in the passenger seat.  All it knows is that a) the car is moving, b) my phone is in it, and c) the phone is active.

I think it’s a testament to the strength of this movie, and of the MCU formula in general. There certainly have been flops, comparatively speaking (Thor: The Dark World, Avengers: Age of Ultron, probably another I’m not thinking of), but on the whole these movies are still good. Even the bad ones. I’m watching AoU…

Same. As a Wizards fan, obviously their dysfunction will indirectly benefit my team in the VERY LONG shot odds that the Wiz get it together...but even that aside, it will be hilarious watching the constant Instagram sniping, subtweeting, cantankerous comments in the locker room media sessions, etc.  

I think you need to at least have seen Infinity War—from a narrative standpoint, I think Endgame and IW are essentially one very long movie. By “all in” on the MCU, though, I mean you have to have bought into what Marvel is selling with their particular narrative style/tone. 

Absolutely! Hell, it might not even take that long--they may not be able to make it out of the pre-season.  Add in an owner like Dolan, and the likelihood for drama of some variety is incredibly high.

I get what you’re saying—and I’m not saying you’re wrong! We want movies about characters (looking at you, Black Panther) and not just “hit these beats so we can move on to the next plot point in the overarching story.” We don’t want movies to just be extended trailers for other movies, and that’s something some of…

If you don’t already like Marvel’s offerings, this movie isn’t going to change your mind. But this movie wasn’t really made for that crowd, anyway, so that’s not surprising.

You have to admit, the potential for impressively (and entertainingly) petty social media shade-slinging between the two of them is OFF THE CHARTS.

On paper, that sounds like they’d be in the top half of teams currently in the East’s postseason.

The “IF” part here is such a huge variable. Would he be respected in NYC if we won with the Knicks? Absolutely—and immensely!—although there is a real debate to be had over what constitutes “winning” both within the context of NYC sports and Durant’s potential to do so. I don’t think slightly-over .500 ball is going…

No pun intended.

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I feel like the latter option probably has one or more Tumblr pages dedicated to it.

This is one helluva story.

This is the first year with no Lebron in the postseason since [checks notes] the Truman Administration, and I’m wondering: are we witnessing birth of a new era in the NBA? Not that I think he’s retiring tomorrow or anything, but with other stars on the rise (Giannis, Embiid, etc.), this feels like it’s the beginning…

That looks...

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