You’re right. I was definitely remembering it as a cross-check, but after I read your post I ran to the Googles to check my memory and there was certainly no stick.

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The assorted hockey intelligentsia online last night complaining that “Ovi should’ve left the kid alone” or “this is Ovi’s fault” obviously weren’t watching the game. Ovechkin didn’t seek this kid out—he came looking for Ovechkin. He found him. He jawed with him. Ovi let him have his words, and even let the kid get a…

Nobody will ever say this franchise didn’t earn the “Cardiac Caps” nickname. I’m not sure what has damaged by heart more in the last twenty years: the Caps, the Terps in the early 00s, or the Hardee’s Monster Burger.

If Thad Bingel isn’t in next year’s bracket, I really have to question what we’re doing here. 

If you think Bret looks old, Google some current photos of Scott Hall. You can barely tell it’s him. 

It’s good to see Delonte West getting some work as an official in the league.

GOD DAMN YOU, SIR. Your rational response is discoloring my vision of Phillies fans as a collective fanbase.

I think most Nats fans aren’t butt-hurt over Harper leaving the team, for more money...I think it’s because he went to Philly. That’s how I feel, anyway.

I know, and its sad, but I just could not discount the possibility that the Wizards had found a way to fuck up April Fool’s Day. 

Me when I saw the tweet:

There’s no name in this region that jumps out at me like Storm Duck. That said, Voltaire Casino is a good one, and I cannot believe it’s losing. That just screams “hi I’m a gambler from Archie Comics.”

Truman Peyote *absolutely* is a Kinja name, because it commented on this post yesterday.  Now, whether it was created in response to this bracket or pre-existed, I do not know.

A scandal involving books. Look, we don’t play in Maryland—we take things literally. I mean, take a look at this sign:

Bingo! Like I said in another thread--it’s the name you’d expect for the next GTA protagonist. 

Storm Duck fans, the Internet loves us this day!

Storm Duck 2020

Ionoshpere Torres has that “Rocky and Bulwinkle”-esque quality to it, like she’s definitely a Russian spy, but we’re supposed to think she’s not...because she says she’s not.

An underseeding most fowl.