Oh, my friend...please join me in rooting for the team in Washington.  Then, and ONLY then, can you say you are familiar with the idea of the “worst owner in the NFL.”

By that same logic, though (the gushing over McVay), why would you root for the Saints? People gush over Brees like he’s the second coming of that guy from the world’s best-selling fictional book, and Payton was McVay before McVay--and people gushed over him the same way. The Rams are just the new Saints.

And yet--even with all that time!--Reid will still mismanage his timeouts.

Is there anyone outside of the Northeast or Louisiana that actually wants to see Saints/Pats, at all? Other than the NFL, I mean.

I think this should become a recurring segment with Russ. Some reporter asking him if he’s cool with “x” star from whatever team, and getting Russ’ response. We could even lay odds on who’s he’s cool with.

Relevant:

Yeah, I’m a casual fan—I watch Wizards games (wait, does that make me casual or just a glutton for punishment?), primarily, and occasionally whatever national game is on ESPN. I know Russ has the propensity to throw it up there, but missing 23 (twenty-fucking three!) shots in a night where you managed to score 26 and…

I’m still trying to wrap my mind around the idea that someone can miss 23 shots and still score 26 points--and more importantly, rack up 13 assists! How do you find the time to tally 13 dimes when you’re ALSO apparently chucking it up at an astonishing rate?

Foll0w-up: first, and foremost, you are 1000% correct. But—what would you say is the second best title best design (either in all sports, or just pro wresting)?

Think of all the Guns-n-Roses you could make with that, though

The old belt was (perhaps intentionally) reminiscent of the Big Gold Belt from NWA and WCW (and later WWE). The BGB is probably one of the best Title Belt designs of all time. It has the gaudy look, in addition to the giant size. This new belt looks a lot like a smaller version of the John Cena “spinner” belt, which…

Still--and shockingly--wouldn’t even be in the Top 50 most offensive things associated with this organization.

I would totally rock the Golf Alltrack.

Maybe I’m in the minority here, but this feels so much like a wrestling crowd chant that I’m half expecting Wall to show up at a Suns home game to Muscle Buster Kelly at half court.

Maybe a lake.  Or a pond.  Surely there’s something...

I did this with my children when they were infants.  I’m waiting a few more years to see how it pans out, but I’m thinking they’ll definitely be solid tippers.

By that logic, are you calling an Italian sausage a hot dog? Because if so, PUT UP YER DUKES.

Denton wanted us to write a ridiculous take I will not repeat here, and Drew put together a thoughtful essay that did the essential job of getting Denton off the site’s back without saying anything like the unspeakable things Denton wanted said.

Nevermind--I just tried the code myself, and it has definitely expired.

Nevermind--I just tried the code myself, and it has definitely expired.