I’m still trying to wrap my mind around the idea that someone can miss 23 shots and still score 26 points--and more importantly, rack up 13 assists! How do you find the time to tally 13 dimes when you’re ALSO apparently chucking it up at an astonishing rate?

Foll0w-up: first, and foremost, you are 1000% correct. But—what would you say is the second best title best design (either in all sports, or just pro wresting)?

Think of all the Guns-n-Roses you could make with that, though

The old belt was (perhaps intentionally) reminiscent of the Big Gold Belt from NWA and WCW (and later WWE). The BGB is probably one of the best Title Belt designs of all time. It has the gaudy look, in addition to the giant size. This new belt looks a lot like a smaller version of the John Cena “spinner” belt, which…

Still--and shockingly--wouldn’t even be in the Top 50 most offensive things associated with this organization.

I would totally rock the Golf Alltrack.

Maybe I’m in the minority here, but this feels so much like a wrestling crowd chant that I’m half expecting Wall to show up at a Suns home game to Muscle Buster Kelly at half court.

Maybe a lake.  Or a pond.  Surely there’s something...

I did this with my children when they were infants.  I’m waiting a few more years to see how it pans out, but I’m thinking they’ll definitely be solid tippers.

By that logic, are you calling an Italian sausage a hot dog? Because if so, PUT UP YER DUKES.

Denton wanted us to write a ridiculous take I will not repeat here, and Drew put together a thoughtful essay that did the essential job of getting Denton off the site’s back without saying anything like the unspeakable things Denton wanted said.

Nevermind--I just tried the code myself, and it has definitely expired.

Nevermind--I just tried the code myself, and it has definitely expired.

Yeah really, the only surprise here is that he didn’t manage to work in one of those two and then say it’s because they love fried chicken so much in the South.

You really do hear it, more and more.

Are we surprised that Trump thinks a bunch of college-aged kids—mostly African-American, I’m guessing—included fast food as “their favorite”? I mean, that seems incredibly on-brand for Trump, consider his history of thinly-veiled (and sometimes not thinly-veiled) racist comments...

Um, guys? With regards to the L.L. Bean deal:

Um, guys? With regards to the L.L. Bean deal:

What are the chances that Boras is leaking the Phillies as the “top contender” for Harper right now in order to drive up the price?

I’m with you. While I am a baseball fan (Nationals, specifically, which maybe makes me biased), and I am pretty much always pro-union, I do wonder how much of this is *actual* collusion (as in, teams actively conspiring) and how much of it is teams saying to themselves, “okay, this is not a line we’re willing to…

Whatever this thing was, I’m sure it wasn’t a top cellar.