This is accurate.

Natty Boh is pure swill, and the only people who drink it are people who want to be hipster-cool, and dipshit chuckleheads who drink it because they’re “Bawlmer, hon!”

This right here:

In case anyone is wondering: no, it does not work with grandfathered in Unlimited data plans (you know, the great ones from 2008-ish). I just tried.

I love it when “first responders” get butt hurt over something. Really doesn’t matter what it is.

I’m not an alum, but I grew up a Terps fan. I would also think this would be an easy decision (his terrible performance aside), but I’m not holding my breath. And maybe he’s not “at-will” but I can’t imagine that Durkin was a big enough name to have language in his contract that somehow makes it financially…

I realize they have to at least have the appearance of an investigation of Durkin’s actions before they can his ass (though, I’m guessing he’s an at-will employee and therefore has no protections from termination other than it cannot be for reasons illegal or unconstitutional), but—

That’s great.  I just wanted to say that I loved some of your earlier stuff, Bill.  It was gold.

Not that I have anything solid to base this on, but I’m guessing you’re not wrong.

Hey Bill!

Great stuff as always!

This comment is highly underrated.  Let me give the one star I have to give.

Hot take: I actually enjoyed League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, and I watch it whenever it’s on.

unless somewhere there’s a Lone Ranger reboot starring Michael B. Jordan and Kevin Hart as Tonto

They make a cream for that.

*ding ding ding*

All of us a DC fans are freaking out about the seeming-implosion of the Nats; meanwhile, the team over in Landover is just shaking with anticipation at the opportunity to scream “HOLD MY FUCKING BEER!!!!!”

I’ve always loved this chapter! Though, I’ll confess, it’s something of a weak and poorly-written lead-in for the whole “Burning Destruction of America” chapter that follows.

This comment--still better than anything to come out of a Papa John’s.

I must ash you this question—did you really think there was *any* witty phrase you’d be able to come up with that would be more hilarious than the upper lip CGI in that movie?