I was watching this happen live last night, and for the life of me could not figure out what sparked this until they booth crew said it. It was just such a nothing-burger.

Of all possible options, this is the most intriguing one.

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

You died to bring us this comment.

Ho. Lee. Shit.

Yikes. I recently dropped Sling and picked up DirecTV NOW and it has Paramount in it’s base package. They advertise the living hell out of this show, on what seems like every channel. I was almost to the point of giving in and watching the first few episodes.

I still cannot believe the Supreme Court turned that case down.

So good.

Goddamnit Ted. You can spend money on a empty suit like Ernie Grunfeld, but you won’t just GIVE THE GUY WHO WON THE FRANCHISE’S ONLY STANLEY CUP his money?

Look, I’m not a Warriors fan by any stretch of the imagination—but this is still funny.

The Republican Party: the party that supports “traditional family values”

I’ll do it for $5 million, with a team option for $2 million next year

Fuck Dan Snyder.

Does he still live in DC, though? I mean, as much as he bashes the place, you’d think he would have moved away.

Just curious: how is it that no Yankee was ejected after beaning the same dude, TWICE?

The Nationals are going to have to really bring it to one-up this for their Championship parade in November.

Holy shit, if the Nats manage to win this year...I don’t know that fans could handle that much good fortune. It completely goes against what’s been ingrained in us as DC sports fans. Our brains would short circuit, and we’d all collapse simultaneously.

I sure as hell thought that was going to be the case.

“minor league sports town”