There’s also the problem that there are two audiences you’re reaching for with this movie:

John Harrison “My name is Khhhhhan!”

Most people who hated Into Darkness actually didn’t mind the original 2009 reboot.

At least that’s my experience.

I’d have liked it better if they didn’t try to claim it was a Star Trek movie.

I’m seriously joking......

Blue Ridge Parkway?

MR2 all the things!

And then he said - this is a lighthouse, YOU change course! Hahah hahah.....hahah..hah......sorry wrong overused internet story.

If you’ve got a Volkswagen, you should be used to people telling you what’s inside the box isn’t what it seems.

I just don’t understand where they fit all of the horse legs.

Front wheel drive.

Dude—have a Snickers.

I think someone needs a hug and his coffee

A gentleman always corrects discretely, preferably in the third tier of replies, lest he be made to look somewhat of an over-zealous arse when the correction is made :)

So you’re saying Quill’s dad is John Harrison?

We like big rocks and we cannot lie

Oh, so this is the Han Solo origin story prequel I’ve been hearing rumors about...

That being said, my old lowered and front-lipped 2.5i hatch made it through blizzards on all-seasons before it succumbed to a drunk driver.

Where’s he going? What’s he doing next? Did he get a job at Google?

So easy, a Lotus could do it.