Not so bad as much as apropos.

And.... you needed to share this why? At least without any other comment?

“This van is KDM as f*ck. Why don’t you like it, stupid American?”

I guess this needs to be a new section since “Will it baby?” is now more “Will it toddler?”

I submit “Will it Rock?” to the Jalopnik commentariat as a possible alternative.

The Rock doesn’t seem like a Ferrari guy anyway. I see him more of a truck dude.

The Saturn 1B doesn’t get nearly enough attention because it was overshadowed by its monstrous successor - but it was a rocket powerful enough to put three men in an Apollo capsule into orbit, or even at one point, to launch a manned spaceplane. Not bad for what was really a rushed design (eight Redstones wrapped…

NASA will only control the colonial marines.

Damn.. Once again we need to bring in German engineers to get a American space program off the ground!

“Ain’t no way I’ll let somebody go past in a base.”

Cold Fusion(s) has always been somewhat of a pipe dream.

A “clusterfuck” should be the term for a group of drones, like a murder of crows or a troop of gorillas.

Of course! Supreme executive power does not derive from a mandate from the masses.

You need all the weight reduction to beat someone “with more than a hundred grand under the hood”.

Brian Earl Spilner. Sounds like a serial killer. Is that what you are?

Bullshit asshole, no one likes the tuna here!

You never had me. You never had your car.

Granny shiftin’ not double clutchin’ like you should. You’re lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn’t blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me?Now, me and the mad scientist got to rip apart the block and replace the piston rings you fried.

Where did Raoul get the Google Glass?

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