“the best episode of television [Frakes has] ever done.”

I just want guarantees for the continued excellence that is Lower Decks and anything else that happens can just whatever. 

Whoever named Jyn Erso must’ve been more than just nodding and winking at Dark Forces fans.

Not quite Ocean’s 11, but have you read Scoundrels, the Tim Zahn Legends novel? It’s set between original trilogy movies and is supposedly a very good heist novel.

CT scanners and MRI scanners are different machines. That’s basically a spinning array of X-ray emitters, rather than the powerful magnet that underpins an MRI scanner.

“more Raimi than Coppola”

The narrator also notes that everything he ate and drank (and smoked, incidentally) was from the sea, so those with a canon obsession can skip this.

“Emissary” remains as strong an opening shot across the bough

If they’re recanonizing Corran Horn, they could do worse than bring Oscar back to play him.

His modern, er, regeneration is something to behold. Indeed his talk show appearances (mostly on Graham Norton, but also his appearance on old-new top Gear) are quite hilariously crotchety.

Nope. I felt my enjoyment of it decay rapidly as I left the theater, much like with, and for the same reasons as, Star Trek Into Darkness. And unlike STID, there was no superior followup movie to cleanse the palette. 

Depends. Is that person questionably widowed?

Oh hell, another Jack Whitehall-tainted dog movie (after The Queen’s Corgi). Now waiting for him to be shoved into a remake of Cujo to complete the trifecta.

Can’t wait for the Deadspin article titled “This Amazon driver has it all wrong.”

So long as this doesn’t prevent him from recurring as Felix Leiter in future Bond movies.

Ok but is Traci Lords returning for an update of Control?

“No! This! Is! Patrick!”

Teneniel Djo: Am I a joke to you?

Well damn, I’d already mocked this up.

At the risk of franchise double-dipping. how about Mads Mikkelsen? Keep it in the family.