Why are we trying to trick our friends?  You have people over, there are snacks, the snacks are good.  If your friends expect you to go all Martha Stewart then get better friends.  If you need your friends to think you went all Martha Stewart then get some help.

So like, think about it! Like, I see one thing and it’s green but YOU have different eyes so your green can’t be exactly like my green but we both call them green! Right! And we can never, like, KNOW that our greens are different and I might see your green as a totally different color then than my green but they’re…

y’ain’t wrong.

I have cracked the crystal on every smart watch I’ve ever owned.  This product is almost certainly not for me...

It’s stupid and I hate it.

I just kinda assumed he did it for Weird because it was hilarious to see someone playing Weird Al who was absurdly jacked.  Really added to the overall tone of the movie. 

I get the personal responsibility thing. I do. I grew up poor and I got out. In the 80s. As a white dude. When college cost WAY less and pell grants would cover damn near half the bill.

Believe it or not there are a fair number of people who, through no fault of their own, are trapped in a cycle of poverty that prevents them from doing that. There are people who, for example, are working multiple jobs none of which are full time (keeps the company from having to offer insurance and vacation) and on…

Fun fact!  Most people can have a drink and watch a movie and not be fuckups!  And the ones who can’t?  Were already sneaking booze into the movie.

AMC absolutely has bars.  They even occasionally have good bartenders.  Not, like OFTEN but occasionally.

So what you’re saying is shawty got thrown?

There’s talk of one of these going up in Alston, Mass in what used to be a very good music venue at a pretty dangerous intersection which I can not imagine is going to go well at all.  

Men and Bodies Bodies Bodies are iconic?  Really?  Didn’t they just come out and also kinda suck?

So it’s been a while since I did the whole school thing but aren’t proteins made out of amino acids?

I have no idea what the hell this reply means and I am confused...

I’m not a big pasta salad guy but something like this with tzatziki sounds like it would kick a fair amount of ass.

Wow!...
A... a gallon.
Yeah.
Th-That’s that’s illegal, right?..
Yeah it’s a felony!
It’s a felony!...
Yes.
Wow!...
And here you are with it anyway...
That is... Wow.
I uh, I didn’t even knew it came
in liquid form!
Science.

Once, just one time I would love to read a first impression that actually accurately reflected the thing that was being reviewed. Like, ‘“Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning” is a perfectly acceptable way to pass an hour and a half. Unfortunately it is nearly three hours long much of which is spent trying to convince…

Preachy how?

Okay but this bit of the comment you’re appearing to support is pretty fucking gross: