I was going to start a podcast called “HEY!  I WAS WATCHING THAT!” about all the stuff I was watching that got immediately cancelled but then I remembered that I am a profoundly lazy man with no interest in being noticed by the world.  

So we’re just going back to depression era tricks then?  Or is this more of a World War II rationing thing?  

I mean, you can be super independent but also take care of other people. It’s not, like, healthy or whatever and it can turn into a space where the other person feels like there’s an inequity which corrodes the relationship and all that but it can be done. Or so I’ve, um, heard?

So, like, talk to your kids about what’s gonna happen when they are going to do a thing that they’re freaked out about to help them be less freaked out about it? That is a thing that someone trademarked?

I mean, I’ve been like that since the 90's and we didn’t even have netscape yet!

Once you poop: The Olestra Story

I read it three times and was pretty convinced I was having a stroke or something. 

This advice assumes that you at least know the company and position you are applying for. If you just have “engineer wanted” and nothing more then that’s more of a trolling operation by a company or job shop than an actual opportunity.  I would avoid even applying to that sort of position if at all possible and try to…

Thankfully the cruise lobby failed to pass mandatory cruise vacations so you’re free to do stuff YOU enjoy! I kind of dig the floating hotel aspect myself and the Disney cruises are fun with smaller kids and less of a slog than the parks.  Some trips you want to really explore, some you just want to be lazy, and some…

100% on that second one.  I have heard SO many cases where people are bemoaning the number of identical resumes they’ve sent out without a response.  You absolutely have to tailor your resume to the job.

Oh come now! Don’t Worry Darling looked as if it would smell delightful! And there was practically no chance of it causing a forest fire! It was VASTLY better than burning garbage!

To be fair, Linehan whined about missing it and really lined herself up for the shot.  

But I already hate his music though!

I mean, they’re gonna play for like 3 hours and still somehow miss a bunch of people’s favorites because they’re the Cure and that’s how they do.  I also can’t wait to see them next month!

I almost don’t even care if this is actually good.  I’m going to watch it and I’m going to enjoy it pretty much regardless.  Probably because I’m about the same age as the muppet show myself...

So... like... order more stuff? I may be having a reading comprehension type issue here but I can’t figure out what the actual advice is here.

I mean, please do criminalize kidnapping and beating up servers in bars and clubs and that sort of thing though.

The cool thing is that just because you faith and fervently believe in a lie you’ve been told, that in no way means what you’ve been told is not a lie.  

I sometimes feel like these shows should have a button that they can press to add “this person is lying” to the scroll at the bottom of the screen. Then I remember that there are plenty of shows where the interviewer blatantly and shamelessly lies a well and then I go have a drink.

What did they THINK would happen when they legalized weed?!?!?  Where are enterprising teens going to get ready cash now?