Ah the never ending game of asshole or idiot!

Is anybody else starting to get a bit nervous that this is all going to suck based on the relentless PR blitz that’s happening around this movie?

Max is in Fury Road and very much not dead. Tom Hardy played him.  I’m pretty sure that they blew up continuity and Fury Road was just a reboot-ish thing.

In retrospect, giving them all Tesla 3s was a terrible idea...

Seriously, I saw this last night and it was fine. Dan Simmons was doing a half-baked Steve Buscemi impression, Giancarlo Esposito was in it for about three minutes, everybody else was okay. The second “twist” was not super hard to guess at.

DO! NOT! BANG! XENOMORPHS!

Plus he can actually act!

Because drunks.

Once they put in an actual supermarket it was basically over for Mission Hill as a reasonable low income area.

I was in my late teens working at a convenience store in Roslindale. The number of people who cam in and said things like they should bulldoze all of Roxbury was pretty alarming. There were a lot of people who pretty quickly called bullshit but the overall vibe in the city was just horrible.

Why are we trying to trick our friends?  You have people over, there are snacks, the snacks are good.  If your friends expect you to go all Martha Stewart then get better friends.  If you need your friends to think you went all Martha Stewart then get some help.

So like, think about it! Like, I see one thing and it’s green but YOU have different eyes so your green can’t be exactly like my green but we both call them green! Right! And we can never, like, KNOW that our greens are different and I might see your green as a totally different color then than my green but they’re…

I just kinda assumed he did it for Weird because it was hilarious to see someone playing Weird Al who was absurdly jacked.  Really added to the overall tone of the movie. 

I get the personal responsibility thing. I do. I grew up poor and I got out. In the 80s. As a white dude. When college cost WAY less and pell grants would cover damn near half the bill.

Believe it or not there are a fair number of people who, through no fault of their own, are trapped in a cycle of poverty that prevents them from doing that. There are people who, for example, are working multiple jobs none of which are full time (keeps the company from having to offer insurance and vacation) and on…

Fun fact!  Most people can have a drink and watch a movie and not be fuckups!  And the ones who can’t?  Were already sneaking booze into the movie.

AMC absolutely has bars.  They even occasionally have good bartenders.  Not, like OFTEN but occasionally.

So what you’re saying is shawty got thrown?

There’s talk of one of these going up in Alston, Mass in what used to be a very good music venue at a pretty dangerous intersection which I can not imagine is going to go well at all.  

Men and Bodies Bodies Bodies are iconic?  Really?  Didn’t they just come out and also kinda suck?