So it’s been a while since I did the whole school thing but aren’t proteins made out of amino acids?

I have no idea what the hell this reply means and I am confused...

I’m not a big pasta salad guy but something like this with tzatziki sounds like it would kick a fair amount of ass.

Wow!...
A... a gallon.
Yeah.
Th-That’s that’s illegal, right?..
Yeah it’s a felony!
It’s a felony!...
Yes.
Wow!...
And here you are with it anyway...
That is... Wow.
I uh, I didn’t even knew it came
in liquid form!
Science.

Once, just one time I would love to read a first impression that actually accurately reflected the thing that was being reviewed. Like, ‘“Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning” is a perfectly acceptable way to pass an hour and a half. Unfortunately it is nearly three hours long much of which is spent trying to convince…

Preachy how?

Okay but this bit of the comment you’re appearing to support is pretty fucking gross:

I was going to start a podcast called “HEY!  I WAS WATCHING THAT!” about all the stuff I was watching that got immediately cancelled but then I remembered that I am a profoundly lazy man with no interest in being noticed by the world.  

So we’re just going back to depression era tricks then?  Or is this more of a World War II rationing thing?  

I mean, you can be super independent but also take care of other people. It’s not, like, healthy or whatever and it can turn into a space where the other person feels like there’s an inequity which corrodes the relationship and all that but it can be done. Or so I’ve, um, heard?

So, like, talk to your kids about what’s gonna happen when they are going to do a thing that they’re freaked out about to help them be less freaked out about it? That is a thing that someone trademarked?

I mean, I’ve been like that since the 90's and we didn’t even have netscape yet!

Once you poop: The Olestra Story

I read it three times and was pretty convinced I was having a stroke or something. 

This advice assumes that you at least know the company and position you are applying for. If you just have “engineer wanted” and nothing more then that’s more of a trolling operation by a company or job shop than an actual opportunity.  I would avoid even applying to that sort of position if at all possible and try to…

Thankfully the cruise lobby failed to pass mandatory cruise vacations so you’re free to do stuff YOU enjoy! I kind of dig the floating hotel aspect myself and the Disney cruises are fun with smaller kids and less of a slog than the parks.  Some trips you want to really explore, some you just want to be lazy, and some…

100% on that second one.  I have heard SO many cases where people are bemoaning the number of identical resumes they’ve sent out without a response.  You absolutely have to tailor your resume to the job.

Oh come now! Don’t Worry Darling looked as if it would smell delightful! And there was practically no chance of it causing a forest fire! It was VASTLY better than burning garbage!

To be fair, Linehan whined about missing it and really lined herself up for the shot.  

But I already hate his music though!