K-Cups are in fact recyclable. 

The bit where a dude sent a bunch of roses to a stranger he saw crying is, at best, SUPER creepy.

there are few things in life that are not better with tzatziki

A person who falls of a cliff and dies isn’t classified as an “accidental suicide” either. It’s an accidental death. Or Death By Misadventure if you want to be all British about it.  Or, and I think this is actually the case when you’re talking about a kid finding your gun, negligent homicide.

Accidental suicides?  Really?  I mean, probably more accurately negligent homicides but that’s not a hill I’m gonna fight to keep.

Get down on their level physically. Actually listen to them. Let them direct how you play with them, go along with whatever (within reason). Answer their questions. Talk to them like people.

Cross Traffic Alert (same sensors, backing out of a spot rather than driving) is a SUPER compelling feature, especially with all the giant vehicles. 

I used to work for a company that made a RADAR based blind spot monitoring system.  I would occasionally point out that almost any car can be easily set up such that you didn’t even need the dollar and eighty nine cent convex mirror that could replace our system.  People did not find this charming...

Yes.  I would like one of everything please!

“Dude, suckin’ at something is the first step to being sorta good at something.”

Just put some hot water and a couple drops of dish soap in your blender and run it.  There, it’s clean.

People who don’t swear worry me.

So that is a defensible statement. Claiming that Biden supporters are burning down cities (utterly untrue) and people are somehow okay with that (which, even the first part WERE true is also untrue) does not really imply that point super clearly.

Profanity is 100% for sure worse than minimizing fascist behavior.  Absolutely.  No question.

Oh, you’re one of those clever folks, aren’t you? Look, “both sides” is bullshit. There’s a group of thugs trying to intimidate people on one side and a bunch of people trying to bring attention to actual bad shit on the other. If people want to lie and exaggerate and engage in utter bullshit to avoid seeing that it’s…

Those people don’t like Biden. Oh, and fuck off.

oh fuck off

So on top of everything else, he hit his kids...

Okay, look, yes. I put a whole bunch of porn up there.  My parents were coming over and I had to hide it someplace.  

I expect a detailed report.