Lift with your knees, not your back.

Can confirm. This is a heavy book. Bonus bludgeon potential!

Shhhhhh.

This book is good and you should read it. 

Maybe it’s because I’m super old or because I’m on my second run with this kids thing or maybe it’s that they’re twins so they can feed of each other or maybe I’m just delusional but I really enjoy playing with my kids.

If a kid is endangering or being an overt dick to my kid and their parents don’t intervene I will 100% of the time explain firmly but in an even voice to that kid that they aren’t to do that.  On one occasion the father of a kid who was trying to forcibly take a toy from my kid snapped at me to not “admonish” his…

legume goo?

Okay, sure, yes BUT this has literally nothing to do with the majority of the examples in the article. If you’re passive aggressively trying to get someone to do something by offering pointed advice that is still on the asshole spectrum. It’s just on the “totally understandable but still regrettable” end.  People who…

Lower fat = dry on the grill

Okay, but the last time I did that the woman on the phone corrected me when I ordered a small pizza by saying they only had medium and large which is fucking impossible and I can’t deal with that sort of shit.

Heh.  If needed.

Look, I already have too damn many things in my kitchen and your ceaseless shilling for Big Waffle is not helping!

So, like, which child am I taking this container from?  Is it a specific kid or should I just go find one someplace?

I will now devote my life to getting the phrase, “Well that really grills my peaches” into the national lexicon.

We do not kink shame here.

We do not kink shame here.

I mean, you can get short paths pretty easily if fluid dries inside the appliance.  Simple rule: if you plug it into the wall don’t run it under the tap unless it’s explicitly water resistant. 

Most water has some salts in it and those salts stick around so you can end up shorting even without any water left over. Be careful out there, guys!

You know, I’d already done my weekly booze order but I finished the Campari the other day so apparently this is a two-booze-order week which I am totally blaming on you.

Appologies:

The link to Dawn Ennis’ piece points to the article about Daniel Radcliffe’s response.

ETA: Link here