It’s more likely that the autonomous vehicle will just kinda give up and stop (causing a possible accident) than that it will actually do something aggressive to cause an accident. I’m more concerned about poor sensor fusion trying to avoid false positives like what happened with the Uber vehicle. If your LIDAR says…

Yeah, speaking as someone who’s been doing software in the automotive industry for the past 15 years, man, this industry still doesn’t quite get how to roll stuff out robustly. There are certainly companies that are better than others and there has been a huge amount of progress but I’m going to go ahead and skip…

As a Celtics fan (yes, I know, we suck and we talk dumb and we’re all a bunch of racist assholes) I am kind of done with Kyrie. I liked it a lot more when I didn’t flat out hate watching the team. Like, yes, maybe the best handle I’ve ever seen but holy shit is he insufferable and his hero ball shit is just abysmal.…

You’re Frank Stallone, aren’t you?

It’s important to note that one can trust a big butt OR a smile but never both at the same time.

My favorite empty preface is “Clearly” because, I mean, clearly nobody will be able to argue with whatever follows that.

I mean, it was certainly nobody’s concern but theirs in both cases...

I like my reamer. It works well and allows space for stupid, juvenile jokes.

There’s like 14 flavors or something so for a BBC series, definitely.

From what I understand the D should never be green...

His is certainly among the most punchable of faces.

I 100% agree but I worry that Danny Ainge has too much faith in the team’s culture and will take the shot with Davis.

I’m going to miss having him on the C’s when they trade him for one year of Anthony Davis after Kyrie signs with the Knicks... 

I just stopped by to say that David Brooks sucks and I hate him.

Hi! Are you accepting asylum applications? Because your America sounds pretty great and I think mine is, like, irreparably broken. 

That is not a bean and I’d appreciate it if you didn’t stare at it while addressing me!

*cautiously raises hand*

This seems well thought out and is very likely not going to end up being a tone deaf, awful thing that should never have gotten past the “the hell dude?!?” stage of product development!

I think the biggest realization for me was that nobody but me knows my own standards and holding other people to them was not the most productive thing all around. 

I have to admit, those steamfresh bags have really helped increase my vegetable intake.