Laszlo mentions remembering him having genitals to Nadja.

Because it’s funny to imply that Eric Trump has some sort of disability and should therefore be mocked about it?

Belichick is only smiling because he killed and ate Pete Carroll. Once Carrol clears his system he’ll go back to being a dour bastard. 

I mean, he was an average blocker who was willing to get in there for most of his career but yeah, he was a giant wide receiver for the most part.

Which is a reasonable argument for why he didn’t last as long. Gonzalez stopped blocking WAY before he stopped playing.

Dude.

If you start The Wizard of Oz and Behind the Green Door at the same time it will all make sense.

So a motherfucking unicorn?

I just stopped by to say that Mister Rogers is wonderful and I love him.

Gazpacho. What you’re thinking of is Gazpacho.

The idea that someone should have little to no say as to where they work due to a lottery is kind of fucked up all around. They’re lucky he gave them as long as he did to stop being a joke of an organization and that he gave them a heads up he wouldn’t re-sign. 

How is the single player experience for this?

Dude. 

I have a rock that keeps metal bristles from getting in my food! Oh, and it keeps tigers away. Super useful rock!

I bet that if you spent enough time with the bus you’d probably end up agreeing with the whole thing.

Oh damn. Throw some ham in there and you’ve got yourself a wonderfully trashy quiche substitute!

Isn’t that why God invented alcohol?

Goddamned psychopathic bastards!

And I’ve worked with useless engineers who were making craploads of money. You can find useless people at any pay grade. Everybody deserves a living wage, nobody deserves to earn more money in a year they could reasonably need in a lifetime. 

They walk everywhere! And you can stop and grab a drink basically anyplace in an urban area! Like ON THE SIDEWALK! And they are NOT ASHAMED OF NUDITY!!!!