I take it back. You seem lovely!

Your Ad Hominem fallacy is duly noted.

You do realize that pointing out logical fallacies does not make you right, right? Or, like, fun or interesting or likable or in any way the sort of person people would choose to be around? 

I heard The Muffs were doing a gig down there.  You should check them out!

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Goddamned hippies gotta chime in and ruin everything...

One the one hand, FUCK YEAH!

I mean, yeah but he was kind of a joyless, whiny dink for a good chunk of his career. Maybe some cool shoes would have helped?

Careful! It’s super important to avoid getting hep on your ling.

I brushed them into a small, airtight container to be used later for...

So these are YOUR fault?!?!?

Another shill for Big MSG!

Properly ripe pears are wonderful.

Seriously. Who wears a fucking beanie?

Was it twice-cooked?

Pretty boy like that should smile more.

Look, we all enjoy watersports but let’s not get crazy about it okay?

I once started a group called “drinking on the couch with my cats”. It was quite popular.

You know, I WAS trying to spend less time drinking alone...

Allopurinol is a thing which exists and which, combined with avoiding eating huge amounts of cured meats all the time, has kept me gout free for years and years.