First they came for the signs and I said nothing because I kind of liked Tesla...

I feel like she’s been trying to do the Eminem thing to anticipate and own burns that others might throw her way and, in doing so, I think she sounds almost as absurdly out of touch and silly as, for example, this response that I am typing right now.

This is literally the only form of Boston hate I will cosign. Boston is a lovely place in general as long as you don’t need to find your way around unassisted or deal with February but holy shit being in public in a college town with a big Irish population on Saint Paddy’s is just about peak awful.

I will say that, having recently watched a few episodes of the HBO adaptation, I have rarely wanted to punch someone in the face more than I wanted to punch Todd MacFarlane in the face during his episode introduction segments. 

I believe that’s actually called a Kangaroo...

God forbid someone enjoy something different from what you prefer...

Eh, I’m grey’d most places around here. It doesn’t really seem to matter all that much.

#beblest

Things like this are why I firmly believe that every public person would be well served to have at least on person around them who is both comfortable in telling and empowered to tell them when they’re being kind of a dink. This should be a requirement for people in public office. Sort of like a jester type thing but…

So your point is that people who want to be entertained by their entertainment are somehow wrong? 

How does the five second rule play into this? 

Do be fair the “things” getting “done” are the enabling of previously regulated behaviors and general enrichment and the “people” are his cronies.

I mean, my banging usually involves a fair amount of whimpering so...

I kind of feel like he’d cease to exist if he did that.

So this is a fantastic stalking tool that will keep interesting people from taking care of my kids?

As everyone is surely aware, fried bread is better than toast. If you’re going to cover your toast completely anyhow just fry it in butter. Then you get both sides and just a better thing all around.

People in Southie now largely live in 1.5 million dollar condos and are basically indistinguishable from people in the South End.

Eh, counting is for girls.

I wish you a speedy and complete recovery from your recent head trauma!

It is clearly garnished with grated orange zest...