Eh, lots of times he’s doing stuff to help people understand how to do other stuff rather than actually expecting people to, say, make their own protein bars or whatever. I mostly loved his show for the more generalized “this is how this works” stuff than for the actual recipes.

Some people will be by shortly to explain why one does not criticize Alton Brown. 

Alton Brown is clearly insane but, like, in the best possible way. 

Dunks is phasing out styrofoam 

You do realize that there is more to monetary policy than taxes, right?

We just would have taken it anyhow if you hadn’t...

“This new culture”

Well shit. Now I don’t believe in anything.

Wait, is “hang my hat” a euphemism?

I feel like if you’re rummaging around your neighbor’s attic looking for pacifiers you’ve got bigger problems than time capsule rage.

So what you’re saying is that we might finally get to see what Rajon Rondo would have been like if he hadn’t been a colossal dink?

Plus Daffy is not nor has he ever been a shirtcocker.

The only use I ever found for the side burner was to start a chimney full of charcoal while spit roasting a pig.

Sally is Charlie Brown’s sister. Lucy is Linus’. I have never heard of ‘Rerun’ and now I am too afraid to google anything else about the Peanuts because, man, that shit got darker than I’d imagined...

Okay, this is profoundly fucked up.
Apparently they are twin sisters named ‘3' and ‘4' and the kid dancing between them is their brother ‘5'.

I literally just now noticed that two of those kids are the same kid just flipped the other way. I am forty-seven years old. I have watched that stupid Charlie Brown Christmas special probably thirty times and seen that GIF at least hundreds of times.

I feel like, “I’ve got a lair for that white worm of yours” might have worked better but you got here first so fair’s fair.

Does anybody remember LED throwies? I kinda miss LED throwies...

Andy Reid’s gonna Andy Reid.

And that’s how you make an in out of ferr and Ed.