I am certain that they are Ready To Go

To be fair, the sentence you quoted does not say, nor does it imply, that ALL Christians did this. Just that a geographically distributed subset of Christians did. Which is supported by your rejoinder.

Snacking without cheese just doesn’t feel right to me.

Eh, we had a good run. 

Mark Wahlberg is starting to move in on Tom Cruise’s “creepy and at best only borderline human” territory lately. He should really watch himself, those Scientologists don’t mess around.

I just came by to say that Weezer are terrible and I hate them.

Plus, I mean, it’s pretty much 100% certain that Kanye West has been called an asshole, like, a TON of times.

Steroids.

Are we sure about the sentient part? 

Yeah, they sure pulled a Charlie Gordon there...

That movie was actually excellent.

I seem to remember something about an old woman who swallowed, like, a fly or something?

Look, if you're going to be reasonable you're going to have to leave the internet. 

So JR locked up Baynes, not the other way around. JR pushed Baynes. JR shoved an official. But Baynes was trying to hurt JR?

I mean, I don’t hate him in the least. He’s a grumpy bastard who doesn’t like anything. I can absolutely relate to that. I do not, however, have an epic beard.

Shit. Now I need to dial in a mary-tini recipe. Damn you!

Nah, that’s just how he gets his cardio in.

I’m pretty sure he’s some sort of wizard?

Okay, well given that, I’m going to conclude that your tastes are vastly outside the mainstream drunk community because, I mean, christ. That is not my experience of the world at all.

I think I can say with absolute certainty that Alan Moore’s feelings about this are anger and disgust as those are apparently the only feelings of which he is capable.  Unless “beardy” is a feeling, then I would imagine he is feeling exceptionally beardy about the whole thing.