Wait, you think bourbon tastes like crap?
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Change is bad.
Tom Brady is fancier. Chris Evans good-er.
Yeah, no. I’ve been a drunk for pretty much my entire life. I’ve hung out with assholes and degenerates in bars ranging from posh to illegal and never once been in a bar fight. I know hundreds of people, approximately half of whom are male. Two of those people have been in a bar fight. Those two people are idiots.
Thanks! But I’m trying to listen to people who tell me I’m being a dick these days so I’m still gonna stick with the apology.
They forced out the woman who helped build the brand because she is gay.
I shudder to think of a future where the streets are patrolled by grim tunic-wearing troopers marching as one and chanting “PizzaPizza!”
So now we’re relying on pizza delivery to fix our roads AND act as police! This whole dystopia thing is just getting silly at this point.
Bit pricey for cocktails but super tasty
Nah, I’ve claimed that for my tombstone.
Too sweet for cocktails. Same as Old Overholt. I’ll gladly drink both in a glass by themselves though...
I’ve been looking for a good basic bourbon (and rye for that matter) to use in cocktails what with the whole Bulleit boycott thing. Anybody have any suggestions?
Yes. Sure. Totally. You’ll vote “no” when Trump laughs in your face for pretending to have a spine. Absolutely believe you. No. Really.
Didn’t intend to come off that way and I apologize that I did.
Yeah, that’s kinda where I was going there.
But that’s where I keep all my stuff though!
My cohort drifting into the “get of my lawn” demographic has been interesting to watch. We seem to have forgotten that we were derided as “slackers” by our Boomer parents. It’d be rad if we would maybe remember how we got shit on and stop shitting on the kids that came along after us.
So he bangs his sister instead of just kissing her?
Yes. Of course. But the QUALITY of the jokes, I mean, trying to be funny while also being at least kind of kid appropriate is hard!