The only use I ever found for the side burner was to start a chimney full of charcoal while spit roasting a pig.

Sally is Charlie Brown’s sister. Lucy is Linus’. I have never heard of ‘Rerun’ and now I am too afraid to google anything else about the Peanuts because, man, that shit got darker than I’d imagined...

Okay, this is profoundly fucked up.
Apparently they are twin sisters named ‘3' and ‘4' and the kid dancing between them is their brother ‘5'.

I literally just now noticed that two of those kids are the same kid just flipped the other way. I am forty-seven years old. I have watched that stupid Charlie Brown Christmas special probably thirty times and seen that GIF at least hundreds of times.

I feel like, “I’ve got a lair for that white worm of yours” might have worked better but you got here first so fair’s fair.

Does anybody remember LED throwies? I kinda miss LED throwies...

Andy Reid’s gonna Andy Reid.

And that’s how you make an in out of ferr and Ed.

I am certain that they are Ready To Go

To be fair, the sentence you quoted does not say, nor does it imply, that ALL Christians did this. Just that a geographically distributed subset of Christians did. Which is supported by your rejoinder.

Snacking without cheese just doesn’t feel right to me.

Mark Wahlberg is starting to move in on Tom Cruise’s “creepy and at best only borderline human” territory lately. He should really watch himself, those Scientologists don’t mess around.

I just came by to say that Weezer are terrible and I hate them.

Plus, I mean, it’s pretty much 100% certain that Kanye West has been called an asshole, like, a TON of times.

Steroids.

Are we sure about the sentient part? 

Yeah, they sure pulled a Charlie Gordon there...

That movie was actually excellent.

Look, if you're going to be reasonable you're going to have to leave the internet. 

So JR locked up Baynes, not the other way around. JR pushed Baynes. JR shoved an official. But Baynes was trying to hurt JR?