I mean, I don’t hate him in the least. He’s a grumpy bastard who doesn’t like anything. I can absolutely relate to that. I do not, however, have an epic beard.

Shit. Now I need to dial in a mary-tini recipe. Damn you!

Nah, that’s just how he gets his cardio in.

I’m pretty sure he’s some sort of wizard?

Okay, well given that, I’m going to conclude that your tastes are vastly outside the mainstream drunk community because, I mean, christ. That is not my experience of the world at all.

I think I can say with absolute certainty that Alan Moore’s feelings about this are anger and disgust as those are apparently the only feelings of which he is capable.  Unless “beardy” is a feeling, then I would imagine he is feeling exceptionally beardy about the whole thing.

Wait, you think bourbon tastes like crap? 

Tom Brady is fancier. Chris Evans good-er.

Yeah, no. I’ve been a drunk for pretty much my entire life. I’ve hung out with assholes and degenerates in bars ranging from posh to illegal and never once been in a bar fight. I know hundreds of people, approximately half of whom are male. Two of those people have been in a bar fight. Those two people are idiots.

Thanks! But I’m trying to listen to people who tell me I’m being a dick these days so I’m still gonna stick with the apology.

They forced out the woman who helped build the brand because she is gay. 

I shudder to think of a future where the streets are patrolled by grim tunic-wearing troopers marching as one and chanting “PizzaPizza!”

So now we’re relying on pizza delivery to fix our roads AND act as police! This whole dystopia thing is just getting silly at this point.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/food/wp/2017/08/04/a-bourbon-heiress-says-she-was-fired-from-the-family-business-because-shes-a-lesbian/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.444723e8d645

Bit pricey for cocktails but super tasty

Nah, I’ve claimed that for my tombstone.

Too sweet for cocktails. Same as Old Overholt. I’ll gladly drink both in a glass by themselves though...

I’ve been looking for a good basic bourbon (and rye for that matter) to use in cocktails what with the whole Bulleit boycott thing. Anybody have any suggestions? 

Yes. Sure. Totally. You’ll vote “no” when Trump laughs in your face for pretending to have a spine. Absolutely believe you. No. Really.

Didn’t intend to come off that way and I apologize that I did.