Hey! We don’t kink shame here!

Nah, I’m pretty awful too.

(Pat’s fan, sick of Brady’s prima donna act and Bill’s asshole persona. But thanks for holding up the “Boston Sports Fans Are Assholes” narrative!)

I’m bringing ‘dink’ back! It’s so much more puerile!

So rarely do you find a situation where just every single person involved is such a colossal dink.

I so very much want this album to be good

Yes. People who speak out against the people at the top of the power structure are bigots. That’s exactly how that works. You’ve really hit the nail on the head there.

*Adds “Somnambulist Prostitute” to possible career paths*

I mean, lots of them are just sitting around with way more money than they could ever spend because they inherited huge fortunes so, y’know, probably a fair number of them stay super rich despite being dumb...

So wait, I can still eat babies though, right?

Ugh. Geldof. 

Ugh. Mondays.

I mean, yes. But also hilarious.

Hi! Automotive software engineer, here!

Knock it off, Ted.

So, your personality then?

You seem lovely.

+1 on the bar envy

I have never eaten a fresh fig. I feel just terrible about this all of a sudden...

I mean, this is my first time being an old guy so I can’t say if it’s normal or not but yeah, the world has changed a shitload in the last 20 years.