Edgy take!

It’s almost like the continued existence of our species isn’t worth minor annoyances...

I mean, if you don’t find this funny then I really don’t know what to tell you. Except that it is really, truly funny beyond pretty much anything ever.

This intrigues me.

You lived. You can drink what you damn well please!

It’s important to him that the people in his neighborhood know that he is the type of dude who has seen Pearl Jam 18 times.

Rude. He’s just retaining water is all!

I’m like 90% sure that counts as cooking...

Sure, but he might be useful to some career person or other. The white House +especially this one) doesn’t deal with all the issues that come up.

I mean, it takes one potential expert out of the loop if he should ever be needed since he’d need to get re-cleared to get read in on whatever the problem might be so it doesn’t have ZERO impact.

I just figured that was because you’re all so damn flamboyant all the time...

I’m pretty sure that’s racist what with him being Canadian and all...

So your position, just so I understand it, is that Blake Bortles can throw a football?

People who obsess over what other people do in private spaces by positing horrible actions on those people’s part are pretty much broadcasting that they would do these things if given the opportunity and should, on that basis, be shunned by society.

RIGHT?!!

OH MY GOD I’VE BEEN MAKING GINGER SIMPLE THE WRONG WAY!!!!!

(I am legitimately irked about this and fully intend to try this approach as soon as I possibly can)

Well, yes. Obviously. But the man debased himself to try to spend time with his children. Total beta cuck behavior!

latest... in... milk trends?

Y’know, you would think him standing up in open court and saying that this whole thing is playacting bullshit would have been a clue to the idiots who believe in him that he might be, y’know, less than fully trustworthy...

You haven’t lived until you’ve had vigorous sex with a really nice dry aged sirloin!