Listen, what I do with my nether essence orb is nobody’s concern but mine.

But several of them DO wear diapers soo....

I mean, blacksmithing is kinda easy and as long as you can manage a fire you’re not going to, like, KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY WITH POISON MUSHROOMS or anything.

Man, baseball is weird.

It’s actually quite apt!

I do not appreciate the implication that my mother is in hell.

Follow your bliss, man.  Follow your bliss.

My mom has been dead for nearly 20 years. Her taste in music likely hasn’t improved since then...

I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to hand wash babies...

This. This will be the thing that finally kills me.

You seem just lovely!

I just stopped by to say that Weezer are terrible and I hate them.

I found the article fun and your comment ironic.

sad upvote

I am not a fancy person. If I have unexpected guests I will probably order takeout and go to the liquor store that’s next to my home. I bet I’m out of trisuits...

I just stopped by to say that Weezer are terrible and I hate them.

I’m beginning to wonder if Jonny Gomes really IS the guy you want to go to war with... 

You know what took me FOREVER to realize?

Eh, they’re right. Kink shaming is lazy bullshit and you shouldn’t do it. Let people consensually get off how they like to get off. Make better jokes.

I do not remember that. I do not remember anything. Everything is always now.