Is it because he’s an idiot? I bet it’s because he’s an idiot.

Way to mom! Excellent momming!

Sometimes over-specificity ruins the joke...

Sadly that incorporates everything from anus to tip including the taint...

Ew.

I assumed it was about ethics in some sort of journalism or other.

I’ve been trying to and now you’ve ruined that. Thanks Carl!

I pity you with your strange bar pizzas and your non-famous roast beef sandwiches.

Wakefield now has several moderately good restaurants! And not one passable cocktail bar!

I mean, the north suburban area is starting to catch on...

Once upon a time there WAS!

End it with them crashing in the desert and being found by the Fremen

Mister Krasinski, it’s time to move on. Seriously. You’re embarrassing yourself. 

I would have thought sodomy often involved going back?

Murray. He never really committed...

How many speicla do we need? Because I just got my speiclum cleaned and I was going to use it this week but I can hold off...

See, this is why I never learn new things!

I still think ‘All Star’ was a stupid song.

Corned beef hash.

Jim is a bully and a dick. He probably has been off somewhere doing that.