I would prefer that they not do this.

Which, to be fair, is how many people start the day...

I think it’s a warning about lyme disease?

(it’s an HBO show, not a Netflix show)

No. No you are not right. Stop that.

I think the important thing here is that if you know that you’re a competitive person you need to get yourself into an appropriate league and if there’s a dude in your league who is being overly competitive then people need to let him know to tone it down.

Michigan is really doing some of the most interesting stuff with smart roadways. AIs that depend on lane markers are clearly not going to work there or anyplace else where it snows regularly...

Great! Now they can continually draft in the 15-20 range, be shunned by free agents, and never be good again!

Well that’s just dumb

Never has a more mediocre white man been so spectacularly mediocre! He is the purest distillation of utter blandness! Truly the store brand mayonnaise and generic white bread sandwich of men! What a treasure!

Ablation. Ablation is the reason.

I’m pretty sure the Danzig scale tops out at about 5'3"...

“Uptown Girl” is less than half the length so it can’t possibly suck more.

I mean, I was going anyhow so it’ll be nice to have someone to pass the time with!

Is there a worse song than “Scenes From An Italian Restaurant”?

No whey!

Ed Sheran would be a perfect spy because he is so, so astoundingly boring in every possible respect that people would never imagine that he could be one.

I mean, both?

It’s really pretty great!

On the other hand, I like having a little bit of ice floating on top of my martini and I don’t give a frog’s fat ass what literally anybody thinks about my drink order!