alternate rule: angel hernandez stops being an umpire.

blink twice if you are actually enes kanter

No I spent all my money on forza DLC

The Dodgers translator’s deadlift totaled an impressive 360 pounds or about 26 Rosetta Stone.

It isn’t hard to understand: every girl’s crazy ‘bout a shark-dressed man.

“the judge from my sentencing paid too much attention to my priors”

The car community would like to give you a hearty middle finger, and a slap upside the head for street racing.

Jeezus, the 13 year old me hated this song. Now, I’m afraid it will be stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

Curling will always hold a special place in my heart since a vacation in Fairmont Hotsprings. After a 4 hour drive we pulled into the parking lot of the place we were staying, I got out of the car and popped the trunk, grabbed a suitcase, and something in my back exploded. I spent the holiday weekend barely able to…

She did what she needed to...Hodor.

Clearly, I did Natzi that coming...

Anne Frankly who would?

“11 picks? That’s nothing. Hold my smokes.”

I thought only strippers were named Dakota.

This garbage behavior is becoming all too common, it’s dangerous as hell & forbidden in schools where I grew up. Thank dumb a$$ professional athletes setting the bar low.

They’re getting the fuck out of the dugout since apparently that’s where the jackass is aiming with the bat flip.

The biggest oversight is that you can’t pet the dogs. They’re good dogs Jason!

This is a horrible, horrible, horrible, horrible take. WW2 was atrocious. I had never been as excited to go see a movie as I was for WW2. I was 16 and the exact person the movie was marketed to. It was the first time in my life I was truly disappointed by something Hollywood had made for me.

Wayne’s World 2 is fucking garbage.

Counterpoint: Clerks 2 fucking sucks.

Tell me about it. Got the switch friday at midnight. Started playing Friday morning... and holy mother... I’m about to hit my third updrade since the story driven one (so, shrine 12?) and I’ve been able to accomplish it by just seeing a spot and saying: I wonder what’s over that next hill? Oh! A tower! Oh! A Korok!…