When I was the same age as Scherzer I did a serious number on my neck feeding an electrical cord around a leg on a bed frame. Pathetic is how I felt, oh and injured too, but mostly just pathetic.

“I (now don’t get to) see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes.”

Very much so. I wanted to see the massive sandstone edifice in the shape of a lion with a magnificent castle seated atop it.

How the hell is his producer not screaming into his ear piece to wipe away the accumulation of chalky spit growing from the corners of his mouth? Can’t unsee.

I assume he busses tables at a Chili’s in the off season.

I like the notion that Yadi assumes that StL will sweep the playoffs all while going through the wild card round. Sure thing bud. Slightly more likely (as in a 1.5% chance) StL will win the WC, win the DS in 5 and lose in 6 in the NLCS.

Would have been better had Gibbons quoted Crash Davis “You’re in the wrong business Jack. You’re Sears and Roebuck material.”

“navigable” is a word. “navigatable” not so much.

Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson is listed at 6'9", 440lbs

I will concede Soccer as it indeed sucks so very much. I will not agree with your stance on hockey though.

Within three blcoks of me there is a red C3, a red C5 Zo6 and a red C7 Z51(mine). I must say that when viewing all three something about the C5z really does “it” for me. IMO it has aged very well.

What you did there... I see it.

Wondered how long I’d have to read to find the Lambo comment. I’d have been disappointed if I would have had to make it.

Isle of Mann TT has to be #1. Death there every year.

A. WORLD. OF. PAIN.

That reply is fabulous. +1...or a twelver of Old Milwaukee, the true beach bum brew, your call.

That amused me much more than it should have... BRING IT ON!!! You vs. me will make Clegane Bowl look like a sissy fight.

but what of the lobstered greeves, quilted emerald colored doublet, boiled leather, chain mail, the polished gold gorget, enameled helm, castle forged greatsword?

Somewhere (see: his mom’s basement) Zack Hample is sobbing uncontrollably.

Just fix em a White Russian. looks like milk, tastes like heaven.